"Hank, I know it doesn’t feel this way all the time, but we get to choose what we care about and what we spend our resources on. We choose what, or, ideally, whom, to lust after. We choose what to watch, what to like, what to build, how to spend the breaths that we’ve been allotted. And the fact that many of our choices are unconscious-get that handbag, get that Starbucks, look at that Snooki-does not in any way make us less responsible for those choices."

(Source: fyeahvlogbrothersquotes)

"When you’re insulting someone, what you want to do is you want to make them feel bad about themselves. So you want to paint them with character traits or identities that are bad. And, ultimately, gay will never work as an insult, because it is not bad."

(Source: hankandjohnsaid)

"I have two words for you: Nerd boys. I know that they don’t sparkle in the sunshine, but they’re sensitive, they’re caring, they’re sweet, they’ll do nice stuff for you, they’re a little bit needy, I’ll grant you they’re a little bit needy. Oh and lastly let me explain something briefly to boys; gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s best underutilized romantic resource and guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness"

(Source: jagkie)